I’m going to the dentist tomorrow and it’s the family dentist that I’ve been going to my whole life and I…don’t wanna tell them I’m on antidepressants…
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I had to tell my family dentist (who I’ve had since I was six) that I was pregnant (with an oops baby AND he has a daughter my age) because I couldn’t get the x-rays :/ I feel u
people who’ve been pregnant before: what do you do when your mouth tastes like METAL????
Men: Wow, she texted me three times in a row. She’s crazy!
Women: He only hit me once!
heteronormativity is when people insist that the predatory wasp of the palisades by sufjan stevens is about platonic love
proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
today i met my birthmom
i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡
I am currently cringing at this.
dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :)
I literally want to bite you
dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅
I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.
um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:
Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.
haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun
last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again
nothing to lose. :))
Let’s hope
Why not? :)
*crossing fingers*
pretty much^^^^
i got nothing to lose. (:
Last time i did this my wish came true.
Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss
im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…
it came true last time…so why not
<3
hoping and praying…
Why not.
lets see.
my wish came true……………..this is creepy
I hope this works
Please 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿